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A word mostly used for very annoying student in school. This person will not do his homework, he won't stop talking about random shit in class and he/she will be a nuisance to one's life. The teachers will probably pull their hair off their head without hesitating. Please, if you are near a Guroto please stay away from him as much as possible. He may drive you insane or you will become a Guroto.
1. "Stop being a Guroto you asshole." Said Jacky Malone.

2. "Oh My God. Stop being a Guroto and act normal!" Ms. Norman screamed.
Guroto by DaIrishDude April 21, 2014
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grotopotamus

a word describing a woman living in groton, ct. usually over weight; if not over weight than stick thin with the figure of a straw, ugly, missing or crooked teeth, disgusting thing. almost always seen at crystal mall trying to snag a sub schooler while her husband is out to sea; if she is single BEWARE shes out to trap a man, use his life savings to buy herself a ring, brainwash into marriage and in a few years divorce for a fresh new submariner.

if you come by any pretty groton navy wives then they must be imported from the west coast!
Hey did you see his wife, shes pretty hot...... Sorry no bro shes a grotopotamus.
grotopotamus by John Strong Man August 13, 2007
If you haven't met the guroot of the new bakery on main street, you definitely need to because she is running a really great store and and is hiring.
Guroot by ExploreMore May 25, 2014

Gureto daze 

Japanese slang for "thats great" , mostly used as catchprase (by the ways of sarcasm) for a Bancho student w/ weird elvis like hair and the power to heal people
Jotaro: Aqua Neclace can hide itself in any liquid state

Josuke: Gureto daze
Someone or something that acts and/or looks insanely cute.
Yo shawty, boi is you lookin' hella guroot. I'd hit da guroot right outta dat like it owed my money yo. HOLLA!"

"Dan, why so guroot?"
Guroot by Yo Nannie October 19, 2009

groton middle school 

groton middle school lies within a very unpopulated town of connecticut. groton middle school has the most bitchy teachers of ur life and also has the ugliest homiesexual white boys that think they’re him. the girls in ts school are either fake asf or have no personality, pouting their lips and spreading their ass cheeks on sinks
groton middle school also goes by the abbreviation GMS.

team michigan (ms. panucci) was the best team of groton middle school

Groton Middle school 

A place where either your extremely gay or a sports highlighter kid in the closet with internalized homophobia. You probably also wonder why we have weird team names.
Gms(Groton middle school) has a teacher named Mr.Larrow who dosn’t like me