a word describing a woman living in groton, ct. usually over weight; if not over weight than stick thin with the figure of a straw, ugly, missing or crooked teeth, disgusting thing. almost always seen at crystal mall trying to snag a sub schooler while her husband is out to sea; if she is single BEWARE shes out to trap a man, use his life savings to buy herself a ring, brainwash into marriage and in a few years divorce for a fresh new submariner.
if you come by any pretty groton navy wives then they must be imported from the west coast!
if you come by any pretty groton navy wives then they must be imported from the west coast!
by John Strong Man August 13, 2007
Get the grotopotamus mug.A hideous female companion of a Navy person in the Groton CT area. On the prowel for Navy sailors attending school or stationed in Groton, CT. Looking to nail that young subschooler virgin for the first time and use him for his benefits and/or monetary resources. Usually fat, always ugly. Sometimes unexplainably stuck up, and arrogant without a cause. Should never be allowed to reproduce. Any Nuke stationed in the area is taken aback by how ugly these women are since they didnt attend subschool.
Sailor 1: Dude, we gotta go looking for chicks tonight
Sailor 2: Yeah that's cool, but we gotta steer clear of any grotopotamus uglies!
Sailor 3(pathetic subschooler destined to get one knocked up): i'll take one for the team!
Sailor 2: Yeah that's cool, but we gotta steer clear of any grotopotamus uglies!
Sailor 3(pathetic subschooler destined to get one knocked up): i'll take one for the team!
by NukeLight December 12, 2009
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A fat chick/guy who thinks he/she's goth or hard core. Dyed black hair, black eyeliner, boots, black clothes/drapes, yards of fishnet, etc.
by Nikki Sixx August 24, 2004
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Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.
by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015
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by LearnedOne July 7, 2009
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Get the Gothopotamus mug.A big fat hairy Goth freak, male or female. Usually found around other miserable semi suicidal losers. Mostly enjoying Marilyn Manson, Black painted fingernails and racoon eyes. A typical diet for theese creatures usually consists of Pez, cheap cigarettes, and coffee at a local Howard Johnson or IHOP. If found be extremely cautious!! CALL ANIMAL CONTROLL...
Dude I was at the zoo the other day and I think I saw a herd of GOTHOPOTAMUS in the food court, I could tell from the distinct markings of vomit and black makeup and a a hue of folgers crystals.
by Gothopotamus Hunter February 23, 2009
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