guruchintanan

The cringiest ass mf who tries to make everyone laugh by lame ass jokes and can’t accept the fact that he has no fucking friends

Hey, is that Guruchintanan?
No, fuck that guy

by goofy ahh tree August 25, 2022

dry gulching

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!

"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"

by sky July 25, 2004

gulching

The feeling when food has blocked your throat and you cannot breath and need something to wash it down with.

Hey James give me your coke im gulching.

by chrisM77 December 29, 2007

Girchin

Spacing out or just staring off into space.

Look at Kelsey, she's totally girchin.

by armcarthur August 20, 2008

Guchina

When a male finds himself doing a split so intense that his guch tears at the seam and the resulting opening resembles a woman's genitals.

"I was busting out some dope parkour the other day when I fell and split my guch. My friends made fun of my guchina for the next week."

by VTMarkVT January 10, 2009

guchin

Bitchin

"That shirt is guchin"

by the chrew number two June 14, 2009

gunching

The action of trying to flip one's canoe over during a water fight.

We're going to have a gunching competition.

by foxracer4325 September 1, 2007