gunting

gunting is the art of hunting for women with gunts in the wild and collecting their gunt butter to sell to midgets as a growth hormone this is a very dangerous occupation

"timmy lost an arm last week whilst gunting the flab from that gunt bitch tore it clean off"

by leigh citroen-symes November 26, 2007

Getering

What happens during the live performance of 'Sledgehammer' by Peter Gabriel. The move is the thrusting of the hips alongside rapid arm movements towards the head.

'I'm watching Sledgehammer Live in Athens!'

'Oh really that's cool look he's - oh whats that'

'Oh dear. He's Getering again'

by Killer_Vybz February 1, 2023

Gandering

Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.

I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.

by Atlas of the 6 March 9, 2010

Spiritual Gendering

A father's prerogative to now choose the gender and name of his next born child regardless of the biological realities dictated by nature at the time of conception and/or birth.

Future Children are the "HOPE" that springs forth Eternity. Spiritual Gendering has now become a Man's prerogative AKA a Godfather's law.

I have hope of fathering a Female child named Sandy who may come from Venus and be born with a penis.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022

Gunlefinger

A large hairy beast that has dingle berries that smell so fucking bad that it scares any potential mates away. It makes a unique sound that almost sounds like a beagle getting fucked by a cactus.

Man, did you see that fat smelly guy walking down the road? What a gunlefinger!

by jeff404989 February 11, 2009

gutterfinger

What happens when you use a keyboard (on a cellular phone, regular phone, computer, typewriter, court reporter device, piano, synthesizer, organ etc.) and you keep on hitting "between the cracks" of the keys. A play on "butterfinger" and "gutterball", and the dictionary meaning of "gutter".

Why do I keep on getting "ansewr" for "answer"? It must be my gutterfinger!

by pentozali July 25, 2007

gingering

1. When a ginger attemps to reproduce with non-gingers with the hope of making more gingers as their own form of terrorism.

Guy: "why is that ginger going around sleeping with every girl he can?"
Other Guy: "He's gingering"
Guy: "We got to stop him before the gingers take over the whole world"

by Mr. MoBizzie November 18, 2009