Gonchingbockler

The Gonchingbockler Is a very elongated suicidal crew member faced creature, that enjoys dribbling on inappropiate facists. It plays hockey with babies for a laugh and enjoys being a mothcat at half past goat. In it's spare time it acts like a question mark so people will like it, unfortunatly all sense of turnip is now wheelbarrows. When the Gonchingbockler dies everyone pokes it cos it's entertaining to poke dead stuff, closely related to the skinberry, the Gonchingbockler is called toby and is a retired skiing instructor when it finishes Reading the possum bag. If you ask it nicely it may do the crimple dance. Minge.

Person "Oh look a Gonchingbockler!"

Gonchingbockler "shut up, you're horrid"
___________

Person "Leave me alone toby"

Gonchingbockler "no"

by Vooble Jet October 15, 2009

Ginching

The process of violently removing another persons underwear, without removing their trousers first. Like a wedgie, but continuing until the underwear is completely removed.

Rousey is a gimble, let's give him a good ginching.

by Melbage Cupper October 31, 2003

Ginching

To tear of a pair of underpants from someone without removing their trousers. Similar to a "wedgie" but the pants are pulled and pulled until something rips (either the pants or the ring piece). A term originating from The Melbage Cup Golfing Society.

Look! There's Bubbs, the great gormless bald headed buffoon. Let's give him a ginching!

by Melbage Wannabe November 12, 2003

dry gulching

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!

"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"

by sky July 25, 2004

grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.

Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you

by boogerlips March 23, 2010

gulching

The feeling when food has blocked your throat and you cannot breath and need something to wash it down with.

Hey James give me your coke im gulching.

by chrisM77 December 29, 2007

Gunchin-ish

A mongolian warrior who always get left at the border.

Gunchin-ish chant: gunchin gunchin gunchin gunchin (repeat several times with friends)

by osama prahladin July 17, 2017