A very heavy beer with a distintive black colouring and white head -often decorated with a shamrock (or love heart if the bar person wants to jump your bones). An aquired taste that reqires a little getting used to but once hooked is immensley pleasurable.
"You where wonderful last night but you stink of guinness"
"You where wonderfull aswell, wheres your toilet i need a massive black shit"
"You where wonderfull aswell, wheres your toilet i need a massive black shit"
by glackin October 21, 2007
by Butty July 14, 2004
A amazing beer without all the bullshit,only men of high quality and class drink this beer.not even the most interesting man in the world can drink a beer of this magnitude.
by Mr_Top_Hat June 21, 2010
by zabazuve-ha November 11, 2007
(1725 -1803) Irish brewer. In the late 1700s he developed a dark version of porter that still bears his name.
by Anonymous January 16, 2003
With a Capital 'G'. So good that it surpasses the qualification of 'beer'.
Guinness is a type of (some say the textbook definition of) stout. Like a typical stout, it is dark in colour, almost black and has a mildly bitter mellow taste. The creamy head that is commonly associated with a pull off the tap can be approximated using patented "widget" technology in cans. When pulling a pint off of a tap, it is customary to fill the glass roughly 2/3 to 3/4 full and let it sit before pulling the head.
Contrary to popular belief, Guinness may taste heavy, but actually is very low in alcohol and has less calories per serving than Coors Light making it a perfect anytime drink. Another bit of trivia- It is law in Ireland that if a barkeep tips or spills the head of your Guinness, you are entitled to a fresh one.
Guinness is a type of (some say the textbook definition of) stout. Like a typical stout, it is dark in colour, almost black and has a mildly bitter mellow taste. The creamy head that is commonly associated with a pull off the tap can be approximated using patented "widget" technology in cans. When pulling a pint off of a tap, it is customary to fill the glass roughly 2/3 to 3/4 full and let it sit before pulling the head.
Contrary to popular belief, Guinness may taste heavy, but actually is very low in alcohol and has less calories per serving than Coors Light making it a perfect anytime drink. Another bit of trivia- It is law in Ireland that if a barkeep tips or spills the head of your Guinness, you are entitled to a fresh one.
"Guinness is a wonderful stout."
"Two pints of Guinness, please"
"No, I will not trade you a Guinness for one of your Heinekens"
"Two pints of Guinness, please"
"No, I will not trade you a Guinness for one of your Heinekens"
by Phalaeo August 24, 2007
by YerNo October 23, 2007