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guantanamo

(v.) a sexual act performed by a woman where the partner's face is covered with a cloth and the female squirts on the partner's covered face.

Origin: named after Guantanamo Bay, a detention camp that was run by the US military, known for it's acts of interrogation. Their methods were usually immoral and humiliating. The guantanamo (sex act) is meant to resemble the "waterboarding" interrogation process.
"Chad and I have been spicing it up in the bedroom. Last night, he let me guantanamo him! He LOVED it!"
by judyboome September 18, 2020
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Guantanamo Rick

An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s deranged and corrupt Governor due to his longstanding stint as an accomplished torturer once upon a time in the Cuban-American superprison.
Guantanamo Rick’s shenanigans with sending naive and unsuspecting immigrants into America’s big cities as a political stunt is spawned by the cruelty he practiced on a daily basis and he actually considers it a favor to them, in a weird way, because he is not sadistically torturing or killing them.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023
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Guannan

A legendary chinese god who has powers like no other. Many refer to him as the paradigm of perfection and mastery.
Arnold: I'm having some family problems

David: No problem man! Just consult the almight Guannan, that's what I always do.
by princeton92 June 20, 2010
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Guayan

A behavior that is not cool and cannot be considered as typical masculine behavior. See: Guay, Wack, Gay
Mosely was supposed to hang out with his boys tonight but chose to go to Ikea with his girlfriend to shop for new silverware. So Guayan.
by stacks50 August 29, 2010
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Guantanamera

Standin at the bar, with a Cuban cigar. Guantanamera eyein' me from far!
by AndrewDriZzle October 1, 2007
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Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.
I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!
by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010
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Guantanamoron

Guantanamoron (gwan ta na mo ron) NOUN. Any murderer, rapist or torturer who claims they did not know that murder, rape and torture are illegal. Also, ‘Gitmoron.’ From the U.S. Army prison guards and CIA interrogators at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and “moron.”
I saw these burn marks on the kid's neck. So I asked him, "What happened? and he said, "I bad." The father had been burning his six-year-old with lit cigarettes. I confronted him and he said, "We do it all the time in my country." We got Child Protective Services on his ass and they locked up the Guantanamoron.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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