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Guanyan is the most gorgeous, kind-hearted, pretty, amazing girl you will ever meet. She doesn't have the best skin care routine, but she's still pretty nevertheless. She is really into swimming and volleyball, despite the fact she sucks at it. Her fashion is the fashion of a homeless dude, but she still manages to pull gay men.
"Oh my gosh have you seen Guanyan?"
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The Guantanamo 

Slang for having sex doggy-style in a bathroom whereby as the man or the top cums he shoves the partner's head in the toilet and flushes, reminiscent of so-called "water boarding."
I wanted to remind him that, as the bottom, he had no say or control, so I chose to introduce him to The Guantanamo in the lobby restroom.
The Guantanamo by poopooOU812 August 1, 2016

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!

Guantanamo Style 

The practice of having sex, doggy style in a toilet cubicle with the 'receiver' (male or female) bent forwards with their head in the bowl being repeatedly flushed in a manner similar to waterboarding.
I took her/him to the men's room and nailed her/him Guantanamo Style.
Guantanamo Style by MojoPriestMW November 2, 2010

Guantanamo bay approach 

The Guantanamo bay approach is to believe that anything, animal, object, human being or otherwise are inneficient, cannot be trusted or are in someway harmful to the individual until he/she is given prove that this object/person/animal is efficient or benneficial.
Since the internet is almost diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it's been a lot easier to just assume everything is shit until it can prove itself otherwise. I like to call it the Guantanamo bay approach.

guayando 

Estubimos guayando anoche
guayando by Frank 13M February 29, 2016

GUAYANDO 

GUAYANDO 😎👊
GUAYANDO 😎👊 "music playing"
GUAYANDO by GUAYANDO 😎👊 February 17, 2021