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GLIBERTARIAN

(Sometimes "Glibbertarian") From GLIB + libERTARIAN. A well-off or self-made individual who offers easy nostrums for complicated social and economic problems, usually centered around such premises as "A government program never helped anyone," or "Government is the cause of, not the answer to, America's problems."

A glibertarian response is frequently preceded by "Oh, just let this happen" or "Oh, all we need to do is . . . " Sometimes these statements elucidate libertarian principles, if a bit superficially, but more often invoke knee-jerk responses that offer snappy, painless solutions from anything but government.
"We have to get manufacturing back into this country."

"Oh, just let the magic of the market take care of that."

"What are we to do about illegal immigration?"

"Oh, all we need to do is get these folks onto a market-driven salary and off all these government programs like public schools and health care."

sarcastically: "Where on earth did you get all these wonderful solutions?"

"Oh, I'm a self-made man."

Original speaker sotto voce "A Glibertarian worships his own maker."
by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011
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Galbert-Kun

One of the most prolific and successful writers of fanfiction.net; Dude can write about ANYTHING and it will get multiple reviews.
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Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.

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by HisPromoter May 29, 2010
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Giliberto

Definition 1. The most
intercourse(fucking) at once with a female at once. *Example* finger to vaginal or anal or mouth(multiple(10 fingers=X10 holes(toes can count too)), mouth to vaginal(multiple), penis to vaginal AND anal AND mouth, simultaneously all at once!
Origin: Gil, meaning, most as possible for one usage. Berto, old roman for fuck.

Definition 2. person who can do the most overdose of a drug(marijuana(pot), crack, coke, meth, acid, shrooms, pills, anything ejected with needle, and also including alcohol), without blackout, or even death. And can still read sing the ABCs clear enough for a blind person to hear.

Definition 3. Crazy person who puts him self in danger of killing him/her self, or other people.
Origin: Gili, which comes Italian phrase for nik.
The word "Giliberto"'s examples were described for each of the following Definitions listed above.

"Oh yes that Giliberto last night was amazingly jolting! And i can still feel the throbing pain of the sensation!" said, one of the 20 girls that were at the party the other night.
by Dr. Cocktipus May 7, 2009
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