Guacamole

When your gf farts on your dick

last night my girlfriend guacamoled

by asapsketch February 6, 2019

Guacamole

A nickname for Mexican workers in the US. (Landscapers, painters, etc.)

I just saw 10 guacamoles in that van.

by Stevesmojo November 19, 2004

guacamole

A mexican food made of avocado, tomato, onion, salt and sometimes chile. Usually put over tacos and tostadas.

Man, this guacamole is good!

by Jeda March 25, 2004

guacamole

A Mexican food made from mashed avocados, diced tomatoes, among other things. Green in color and lumpy in texture.

If you ever go to the El Meson restaurant in Freehold, NJ, make sure you order the guacamole.

by Bill Bellamy May 31, 2007

guacamole

A mashed up dead sliced and diced avocado

I just slaughtered an avocado to get the disgusting guacamole

by hehehhehehhehehehhehehehhehehh September 19, 2019

guacamole

Currency. Money. Cash. Refering to the green ink used on most U.S. currency bills.

"dude, this place doesn't take credit cards. Do you have any guacamole?"

"i just stopped at the ATM to pick up some guacamole for tonight"

by thatmarkguy April 10, 2008

guacamole

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

by Matthew April 21, 2005