Grumming

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.

Sam was caught grumming by his mum

by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010

Grummon

A significant other whome you have had a child with. Used in place of "partner" or "girlfriend" as a more fitting designation.

Oh no, she is not my wife; she's my grummon.

by Rc120 October 14, 2016

Grumbance

A word created by patrons C, J & T - at Kavasutra Kava Bar in Lake Worth Florida March, 29 2019.

After taking a second look at her, I realized she was in fact, an utter grumbance

The show was surprisingly a grumbance

After a win like that, an overwhelming sense of grumbance takes hold.

I have a mild grumbance

A good investment is a grumbance, a bad investment is a grumbance.

When setting a goal, imagine the grumbance to come.

by SyynCeption March 29, 2019

grammangulation

the condition on the internet resulting from netspeak and leetspeak or 1337sp34k resulting in grammar being so badly mangled that it no longer effectively resembles grammar.

The condition of horror in the heart and mind of a person raised to respect and appreciate good grammar upon encountering thusly mangled grammar.

A lot of chat rooms on AOL and IRC, especially those populated by young kids and/or teenagers, suffer from profound grammangulation.

by Indigo November 11, 2003

Grumpany

The company of people in a grumpy mood.

Grumpy people that you are forced to be around.

"Oh, dude, you would not believe how hard it was too hang out with those guys after they lost the game. Some seriously low spirits there, bro. They were some bad grumpany."

by Shamaniac June 16, 2018

gruman

quite simply a gross human.

did you see how rude that girls head is? shes such a gruman.
oh my god why didnt u call me? your the biggest gruman.

by eliza ryan September 7, 2006

grimmance

To be used if something horrible, or grim has happened to another person

For example
andy "I fell in dog poo this morning"
john "Argh, grimmance man"

by team uca January 14, 2008