Grumblebrag

To complain in a superficial manner, when one is really just boasting.

I have to wear my wedding ring or else I just get hit on too much. I'm not actually annoyed, I'm just grumblebragging.

by das Luftkissenboot November 13, 2014

grundle grumble

grundle grumble ( grundle grumbler, grundle grumbling )

1: When a young lady is pleasuring her partner by kissing or licking his grundle the scrotum will cover the womans mouth preventing intelligible speech.

2: Flatulence that is prevented from escaping up the butt crack that flows over the grundle impacting the scrotum making a distinctive rumbling sound. Grundle grumbles are particularly evident when seated on leather or vinyl seating surfaces or those cheesy fiberglass chairs in laundromats.

3. Mysterious sounds that emanate from the grundle.

1. Whats that honey? I can't hear what you saying you grundle grumbling bitch you.

2. Jesus Dave I heard that grundle grumble from here. Stop farting on my leather seats..no more fucking burritos for you.

3. What the fuck was that? Oh..a fucking grundle grumble. Sorry. Do you have any fabric softener?

by Global Feetus April 2, 2007

gumballism

gum·ball·i·cism
/ˈɡəmbôləˌsizəm/
noun
1. the expression of critical and unnecessarily mean comments towards another by means of exaggerated metaphors.

'Whats a gumballism?'
'Like, your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon.'

by Celtrix June 22, 2017

grumblump

A level name in the final world of Super Mario 3D World

Don't look up Grumblump on Urban Dictionary. - RedFalcon, 2021

by 5003erX March 5, 2021

Grumpasalty

A Grumpy old man who hates weebs and Anime

Did you get banned from the server? Yea a Grumpasalty found out i like anime

by alexalas March 19, 2019

texas gumball

When a small man has a lone testicle coming out of the fly of his boxers

Greg wasn't wearing any pants so I caught a glimpse of his Texas gumball.

by TexasPaul October 2, 2020

Redgren Grumbholdt

A made up person, used in reference to something else, to test if a person is acting like he knows pop culture. The term was first used in Season 2, Episode 1 of Rick and Morty's “a Rickle in time“

Beth: Honey, are you wearing your shirt backwards?

Jerry: What? Uh.. No, I just like my shirt on backwards. I'm not an idiot.

Rick: Wow, that guy is the Redgren Grumbholdt of “Knowing-whats-going-on”

Morty & Summer: *laugh*

Rick: Huh? You like that? You like that Redgren Grumbholdt reference? Yeah, because I made him up. Think for yourselves, don’t be sheep.

by thotaroo June 18, 2020