Kayla Bishop Grounding

Kayla Bishop Grounding (noun) - The most extreme form of grounding.

No TV, cell phone , car, internet , going out, breathing, etc...

Carl: "Dude, my mom is Kayla Bishop Grounding me!"
Mark: "Awh man, you're gonna go psycho in like three days!"

by Yakla Poshib May 2, 2010

Grandrillion

JONAH'S WORD; A number with grandrillion zeros in it and the one is a skeleton finger.

I bet you cant count to grandrillion.
I have a grandrillion skulls in a batman symbol.

by BATMAN THE DARK NIGHT April 29, 2010

Groundie

When a potty topper (small dime sized poop niblet left to rot on one’s toilet seat cover overnight) eventually dries up and ejects from the toilet seat cover only to remain on the floor for the foreseeable future shriveling into a small dry ball a la a grape becoming a raisin

“Hey man I saw your gnarly potty topper the other day, classy move to bite the bullet and sanitize the area.”

“Nah bro you trippin, check the back left over by the pipes, we got a grade A groundie in this bitch.”

by Misterstitches December 4, 2019

groundfloor

To be the first reply to a post/topic/thread. Usually used for a post one anticipates to be epic.

Whoa, am I the first comment?

GROUNDFLOOR

by LILIZ August 29, 2012

natural grounding

A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.

Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.

Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?

Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....

I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!

by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010

groundling

Somebody who can't fly.

Not really a derogatory term, but discriptive. Similar to groundhog.

Don't take your cessna below a thousand feet over a city, you don't want to bother the groundlings.

by Athene Airheart May 13, 2005

groundflyer

one who flies on the ground.

n. I am a groundflyer.
v. I was groundflying.
Proper n. Groundflyer is cool.

by Jaxon Groundflyer December 29, 2003