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ground floor bitch

A girl/woman who from behind gives the impression of spectaculass or fineness, but, having turned around, is actually ugly as shit. From the penthouse to the basement, she's a ground floor bitch.
Was watching this girl for fifteen minutes, walk my ass over there, and damn if she ain't a ground floor bitch!
ground floor bitch by Jereboam November 20, 2010

Groundlord 

A person who invades foreign land, creates a system of land titleships displacing all the natives, and argues that his ownership of land is purely through the free market.
Person 1 Land value tax? Why do you feel entitled to my property? Get off my lawn!
Person 2 Ew, you're such an ugly groundlord.
Groundlord by Fernan Pacita June 7, 2018

study on the ground floor 

A: So, what's Bryan up to tonight?
B: I think he's gonna study on the ground floor.
A: Yeah, that's what's up! I always knew that guy was an open book.

ground floor

Common FYAD post.

No FYAD thread is complete without it.
ground floor by slakresistance September 8, 2004

Got in on the ground floor 

A business term meaning to join a company at or very close to the time it was founded—allowing you to potentially gain senority/executive authority early and obtain a high percentage of company stock ownership before the company gets big.
Jeff is probably worth $50 million now, I heard he got in on the ground floor with BigOil and owns over 10% of their stock!

(Kyootest) Groundforg 

Another name for Ayan S. (Indian celeb.) The word "groundforg" refers to a mashup of groundhog + forg (misspelling of "frog"). It is unclear whether a groundforg has a groundhog body and a frog face, or a frog body and a groundhog face. It is meant to be left to the imagination.

"Groundforg" is usually preceded by the superlative adjective "Kyootest," as in the case of its original subject, Ayan S.
Ayan S. is the (Kyootest) Groundforg in that story about the ferocious jungle animals with soft hearts.

Nobody is a kyooter groundforg than Ayan S., and that is a fact.

Very few groundforgs exist in the world, but Ayan is the #OG.