groundhog

The point of having to poop so bad that it starts peeking out of your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
I started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before pooping my pants.
by Titten from Phoenix February 27, 2009
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Groundhogged

That nagging feeling of depression from living in a global pandemic, where every day is pretty much the same, and you can’t remember the last time something interesting happened.
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, feeling pretty groundhogged to be honest, what day is it even?
by B@dg3r February 10, 2021
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Groundhogged

When a man/woman stops speaking to you for a long period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but texts or calls sporadically enough to keep you interested, before heading back underground for another "six weeks of winter".
I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like I'm just being groundhogged.
by Salty_Guru June 21, 2019
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The Groundhog

A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.
Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.
by longschlongmcgee6969 November 27, 2010
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Groundhogging

When a man/woman disappears for an extended period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but pops up sporadically enough to keep you interested before he disappears for another "six weeks of winter".
I definitely think he's ghosting me... Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like he's just groundhogging.
by Salty_Guru June 21, 2019
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groundhogging

Watching the movie Groundhog Day (1993) starring Bill Murray on repeat on Groundhog Day, thus maximizing the number of times the main character, Phil, lives the same day over and over, and creating one's own Groundhog Day experience. Festivities also include shoving a whole slice of cake into one's mouth and saying the word "doozie" much like the character Ned Ryerson.
While groundhogging yesterday my friends and I watched the movie more than five times and ate more than two cakes. Groundhog Day is my favorite holiday.
by Groundhog Day Enthusiast February 02, 2021
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groundhogging

Groundhogging, (southern slang) the need to really really have to go the restroom.
While shopping at the mall and not finding the restroom you realize that your at the point where your groundhogging.
by btlh2oguy July 02, 2009
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