Grounded 

1. To not allow children to get exercise
2. To not allow children to put on shoes
3. To not allow children to ask parents questions
4. To not allow children to go to parties

Girl: "Dad can I go for a walk?"
Dad: "No you must not go anywhere. You are grounded"
Girl: "So you want me to get fat?"
Dad: "Yes. Grounding is what I make it"
Friend: "LOL"

Grounded by Parenting101 June 14, 2008

grounded 

Not having your parent's PERMISSION to do certain things.Yet, that doesn't mean you CAN'T do those certain things. =

1 Crystal was grounded for a year, yet she always did anything she wanted behind her parent's back.

grounded by Stacey Yi September 19, 2005

Grounded 

Comes from the word "badass". If a ass is bad then it should be grounded.

Yo, those new kicks you got are grounded as fuck!!!

Grounded by twizzy December 7, 2016

grounded 

something YOU are in controll of- not your parents. if your parents try to restrict you from leaving for something stupid, dont let them do it. its that simple. trust me. you can only be grounded as long as you let yourself.

parent: your'e grounded!
kid: no! (leaves the house)
parent: fuck.. our kid is finally thinking for himself and isnt taking my shit anymore. and theres nothing i can do about it.

grounded by f.u.c.k.y.o.u. February 10, 2005

grounded 

1. confined to one's home

2. restricted from participating in certain social activities
(both senses are punishments for unruly youth)

If you give one more kid a wedgie than you will be grounded for 3 days.

grounded by Light Joker April 24, 2005

Grounded 

The whole United kingdom has been grounded by bigBorris because of the stupid corona virus

I wanna go out but borris grounded us

Grounded by Justgivememoneydaddy May 6, 2020

Grounded 

Grounded. The instance of having zero privileges.

I.E. Not being able to partake in ANYTHING.

The purpose of being grounded is to eliminate any and all "fun" situations until the the sentence of punishment has been served.

I cannot see my bf Dakota because i have poor grades and my mom grounded me.

I'm using my iPad as a paperweight because I suck and I am grounded

I can't update my twitter or send stupid snaps because I'm grounded from my phone

NO FUN PERIOD IS TO BE HAD WHILE I AM GROUNDED

Grounded by Mom19000789 April 29, 2014