Grouchy Buddha

A grouchy buddha is someone who is constantly grouchy and rude, but not taken seriously due to height or weight.

yo, Ja'crispy! that guy Anthony is a real Grouchy Buddha!!!

by Grouchy Buddha March 01, 2023

grouchy turtle

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

-OR-

She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.

by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006

fauci grouchies

Experiencing side effects from the Covid vaccine.

I just got my second dose of the Fauci ouchie and now I have the Fauci grouchies.

by SammeStar April 14, 2021

grouchy ass girl

when a girl sleeps in her partners bed while he sleeps on the couch downstairs...

My partner thinks I'm a grouchy ass girl.

by grouchy girl January 15, 2009

Grouchy pants

One who is grouchy.

Juan was a grouchy pants today.

by Dripzy August 08, 2022

Grouchi

An insult that combines every insult ever

Hey did you see that new girl?Yes,she is Grouchi

by Likaboss0388 January 25, 2017

Grouchi

When you don't know how to insult someone.

Hey did you see that new kid?Yeah he is Grouchi

by Likaboss0388 January 25, 2017