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Groose

Masturbation. (To Groose, Groosing)
Im having a groose.

; AFK, groosing.
by Evillor August 1, 2013
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Anal Groose

The greasy substance left on the shaft of the penis after anal intercourse, often composed of a combination of anal juices and lubricant; not to be confused with an "anal cream pie". Anal groose may also be known as "anal grease".
It's safe to put in back in your mouth, I wiped all the anal groose off.
by Miranda408 November 18, 2010
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Groosie

1. something unexpectedly cool
2. someone who is strange
1. I didn't think Mike's party would be fun, but it was. It was so groosie!
2. Did you see the guy on the bus? He was such a groosie!
by moocher99 November 28, 2013
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Groose

Grey goose. Slang for those who have consumed the beverage and cannot speak straight.
"Get a bottle of the Groose grab a mic and flow".
by 2La May 13, 2004
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groosh

The act of hitting someone in the male or female lower area with a time telling device such as a clock. It is noted that if it is done at the precise time of 6:03PM the receiver will be granted with a second sex organ.
person 1: I just totally grooshed that guy
person 2: What the hell is that even a word?
person 1: Of course i just made it up
person 2: Oh cool... i dont like happiness
person 1: Same, lets go get high on cheese!
person 2: YEAHHHH!
by Filtux July 21, 2009
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Grodo

Ewe that old cheese is so grodo.
by yourworstnightmarelol June 15, 2018
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Gordost

Horribly underrated Bulgarian RAC band from Sliven. Formed in 1988 by Cvetan Conev, Zlatin Nedel4ev joined in 1992. Sadly, they broke up in 2009.

Discography:

Gradski legendi (Urban Legends) - 1996
Suprotiva (Resistance) - 2002
Pravo na izbor (Right to Choose) - 2003
Nqma da si traq (I Won't Shut Up) - 2003
Nova vqra (New Faith) - 2004

Recommended songs:

6 ot 49 (6 out of 49)
Nqma da si traq (I won't shut up)
Voinite na Tangra (Warriors of Tangra)
Az sum Bulgar4e (I'm Bulgarian)
Nova vqra (New faith)
Imane (Hoard)
Sudba (Destiny)
Kum svobodata (To freedom)

In Bulgarian, their name is spelled as Гордост (looks like ropgocm but pronounced GORE-dost).
Chalga listening Fuckhead: What bands do you like?

Me: Gordost, Brannik, Sram i Pozor, Druzinata V.E.P., Badmingtons, Partibrejkers, Kerber, Tootleg Boy, Southern Storm, Skrewdriver, TISM, Crass, Seether, Upsurt, the Beatles, the Bleed Whites, the Residents, Phish....

Chalga listening Fuckhead: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: What? Gordost aren't Nazi!

Chalga listening Fuckhead: NAZI!!!!!!!!

later:

Zlatin Nedel4ev:

Bulgaria imam velika sudba
Bulgaria imam veliki 4eda
Bulgaria imam velika sudba
Bulgaria imam veliki 4eda

Me: Better than this Chalga shit...

meanwhile:

Chalga listening Fuckhead: (masturbating to Gergana (female chalga singer)'s image) Gergana... oh Gergana....
by FokkerTISM November 23, 2011
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