grockle box

A caravan towed by tourists.

"Iv just spent 3 hours stuck behind a f*cking grockle box on the B350"

by Andy March 31, 2008

grockle shell

A west country term meaning caravan

I wish there was no bloody grockle shells on the road

by chillibabe February 7, 2009

greckler

Large tentacle full of ooze

“Hey that’s so oozing,so that greckler is like an octopus, Nate said.”

by OGGetcharDookie December 14, 2021

grockle

one who pays the wages of many young people in sea-side/picturesque towns.
one who enables a lot of businesses in sea-side/picturesque towns to remain open, when they would have otherwise died.

shop-keep- "heads up, grockle in store"
grockle spends up big.
shop-keep makes small profit on sale.

by boggis maximus February 7, 2009

grockle

The combined sound of snorting hard that wad of mucus or phlegm or lunger or its medical name "paranasal tubercular sinus oyster" from nose to back of throat then adjusting position by teasing it around the soft palate prior to firing forcefully from mouth (or, er, swallowing).
Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.

Spit it out to produce a pavement oyster

Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.

It makes her feel sick when you grockle like that.

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

Grockle Box

a grody vagina. nasty snatch.

Guy1: "hey look, its your one-night-stand Stacy"
Guy 2: "I'm not going near that grockle box again!"

by darlingnikkinj December 17, 2008

grockle

Anyone who is not a member of the upper class / middle-upper class (vast majority of the country then). Can be described as "common" and also relates to 'riff-raff' and 'pleb'. Derogatory meaning, basically a more diplomatic word for chav or simply someone of a low social standing, not very well-off financially and not accustomed to the finer things in life.

"I was horrified when I arrived at Puerto Banus near Marbella, I'd heard it was very exclusive but it was FULL of grockles"

by El.P. September 14, 2008