Grock

gross cock
to describe a man who sleeps around relentlessly, the male equivalent of a whore or slag
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Grock

A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.
That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.
by Wyatt b quiet November 22, 2003
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Grock

Grock is the Klingon way of saying "cock."
nuqneH GrOck? Do you want cock?
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grock

understand,appreciate actively and profoundly, fully comprehend; also, to think about, listen to, play, or contemplate something or someone with full love and understanding, even ecstacy. Often done stoned.
(s)he spent the whole museum visit just grocking one painting. I go to the park to grock the trees. MCEscher really grocked Goedel's theorem.
by guy May 11, 2003
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grock

Alternate spelling of grok.
To thoroughly understand something through the metaphorical process of drinking it in.
"I've taken calculus four times, and I still don't grock it."
"If you really groked a Stranger in a Strange Land, you wouldn't spell it 'grock'"
by Team Andy June 20, 2007
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grocking

This partys gonna be Grocking AWSOME!!!

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grocking

(v.)

the act of appreciating or being very enthusiastic about something
(as mentioned in the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test)
to grock over an event, person, object, etc.

"We're totally grocking over this amazing cat."
by Don'tbeaDick January 14, 2008
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