grinds my shorts

a term used to express annoyance. Can be used in replacement of activates my almonds.

When people say crossiant instead of quackson it really grinds my shorts.

by grindsmyshorts January 25, 2019

grinds my gears

Something that makes you mad. Or really annoyed. Originated on Family Guy Untold Stories DVD. Peter Griffin gets a job at the News Channel

When girls give everyone play and they are called hoes and they get mad, that really grinds my gears!

No one has never mad a priest and a rabi joke in a while, that really grinds my gears-Peter Griffin

by Gozzy August 10, 2006

Grinds my gears of war

A phrase that is a parody of Peter Griffin's infamous quote.
It is typically used with video game related frustrations. If you use it with non-video game related stuff then you sound weird.

You know what really grinds my gears of war? Campers! They think they're all good by sitting in a corner and getting kills! Those douchebags >.>

by Keismikschen Volffe March 18, 2011

Grinds My Gears

A blog that is based around user-submitted pet peeves and common annoyances. Based on the parody of "What Grinds My Gears" as seen on Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.

Hey bob did you check out the new posts at GrindsYourGears.org?

Sure Did, that really grinds my gears too!

by Amos4 May 4, 2010

Joe Grinds

The man that's at your house taking care of your wife or girlfriend while you are at work.

Mike: I'm going home early today.
Clyde: Make sure you call first give "Joe Grinds" enough time to leave.

by Stallion3725 August 13, 2016

that really grinds my maple leafs

Pisses you off, or annoy you.

TIMMY TANG: THAT REALLY GRINDS MY MAPLE LEAFS, what he just did to me.

by KFSTIMY July 13, 2012

Whatever grinds your loins

Sexual, often used in the same context as "whatever floats your boat". It means whatever turns you on. Means jacking off, or means sex.

"Babe, Whatever grinds your loins.."
Next scene: SEX

by omnomKonrad March 10, 2011