Griffen- To expell the entire contents of you mouth and nasal cavity (snot) in a 2ft 220 degree radius of the direction he or she is facing when they Griffen. Griffening is usually enduced by laughter or extreme shock.
by Admirizal March 06, 2006
griffen is the type of person who is outgoing and shy at he same time. griffen's are usually tall dark haired, freckled and have chin dimples. griffens are not always the smartest people but are awesome to hang around. griffens are the kind of guys who are on the football team but aren't jerks.griffens should ask out jennifers
by wickawocka November 16, 2011
god in greek or ancient roman used to describe muscular beast who is untame and hunts leopards and or other mamals
he is a total griffen
by pokemon55 January 27, 2010
by >>>>>>>>>>>> May 20, 2008
A griffen is a devastating facial disordeer causing the recipient to slowly deform and form a clitoris on the end of his or hers nose. Men are most inclined to get griffened from being raped as a young child by a sleezey priest or by another child with a lubed up stik. griffene is a slow process and is very painful inbdeed. when it spreads one cazn come all day long and end up with a coldicutt.
by I LOVE BOYS July 29, 2003
A giant dick that will surprise anybody who ever sees it and will force them to get plastic surgery to be able to compete.
Lauren"Yesterday i was sleeping with griffen and saw griffens dick and now im going to get a penis with plastic surgery."
by the gking May 29, 2011
Idk much but he is a person who plays hockey. And made the definition "Schoen" on the uban dictionary. (Check it out, spittin fax) He sits next to me in the band room. Didn't get in my van with the others. (I had free wifi, why not get in?) Makes some...different names for people. Loves to talk to is BFF, Dallas. Got caught staring...uhh...I mean he was having a staring contest. A good manz, maybe stick to a gurl for more than 3 weeks ;) AND PG CONTENT ONLY...can't forget that. AND TOOK SHERMANS FANNY PACK. Finally...is named after a bird. Dos reverse card.
P.S I see you when ur sleeping ;)
P.S I see you when ur sleeping ;)
by Your sleep paralysis demon ;) December 03, 2019