Grendel

1. A giant beast that lives in a lake with his mother in the epic poem Beowulf 2. A giant beast that lives in the pants of a male human (if you catch my drift)

Go suck on a grendel!
Dude, he has a nine inch grendel.

by Doug Hurlburt October 6, 2005

grendel

a name for an obscenely ugly female. Spawning from the mythical beast in the book Beowulf, the name represents a large/fat/ugly/hairy or just generally disgusting display of womanliness

Dude, look at that Grendel!
Yeah, I wouldn't want to get in a fight with her, she'd kick my ass!

by bob marley January 27, 2005

Grendel

Slang term for The Green Door medical cannabis dispensary.

Joe: Im going to go to Grendel & get me sum ah dat platinum og kush

Jim: Whats Grendel guy?

Joe: Shut up faggot!

by Ronaldoe November 13, 2011

Grendel

Hideous female that attends a high school named Francis Scott key

Dude jakes girl is a Grendel

by JacobDih March 10, 2025

Grendel Grenade

Grenade comes from the show jersey shore meaning and ugly girl. Putting grendel infront of it basically means a girl that is hideous.

1. Look at that Grendel Grenade
2. Mason is a grendel grenade.

by William A Rees January 23, 2011

Grendel Shot

The shot in a porno where all you see is a set of balls slapping against a woman's vagina from behind.

Sally and I were watching "Pokeherhaunches:The Tight Indian" and I was getting all hot and bothered until the 30 second Grendel Shot.

by heavyarmament September 2, 2014

Grendel (Overwatch)

A concept for a healer in the original lineup of overwatch which never made it into the game.

Imagine what the current comp scene would look like with that one healer they almost added.

Who? Grendel (Overwatch)?

by Yakubiangangsta September 17, 2024