I waited for my mom to come home, and right before she got into bed, I pulled a grenade and ran away. She came back screaming, "you nasty mother-fucker!"
by LateNightIdiots June 05, 2010
A compact device usually filled with peices of metal (called Shrapnel, they explode outward and cut up anything that gets in their way) with gunpowder and fuse. Pulling the pin will result in the grenades explosion within 3 to 5 seconds depending on the fuse length. Most deadly against ground infantry. Also comes in Anti-tank (known as a Sticky Bomb) variety
by Someone who was bored September 26, 2007
by nottoday July 30, 2010
by flyguy1579 November 07, 2010
Ronnie gets in a fight with Sammie on the hit show Jersey Shore and starts hooking up with Grenades and Land mines
by ForTheThrill August 01, 2010
A grenade is a cockblocker who is hating on a player. Grenade usually is addressed as being female. A female who is a cockblocker hating on a player. A player hatress
the woman may choose to be a grenade for various reasons. Typically a girl who is unhappy and would destroy chances of her friends getting laid. I have experienced some grenade cockblockers desroy possible chances of getting laid because they couldn't get any play and they wanted everyone else not to also. this type could be a good sport and let everyone else get laid however when and if they are fat and unhealthy they cannot do the right thing by not destroying everyone elses chances. I suggest you find a wingman to cover the grenade. a wingman like a man saving his troop from blowing up may cover the grenade by keeping her distracted while the players can spit their game so they can get what they want from the other women.
by Clinton Ziza Smith May 12, 2006
1. Weapon of destruction usually a small explosive that was created for war and designed to kill.
2. The ugly girl or girls hanging out with the hot ones.
2. The ugly girl or girls hanging out with the hot ones.
1. Soldier 1: "Tossing grenade!!!" Call of Duty
2. The Situation: “Pauly D was with the grenade.…When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.” Jersey Shore
2. The Situation: “Pauly D was with the grenade.…When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.” Jersey Shore
by HotDices March 01, 2010