greep

1.To sneak, creep or move in a covert manner.
2.To use a long pole with a hook on the end to grab an object or person.

I hope if I can greep out of work early today without anyone noticing.

I'm going to greep the next person to walk through this door.

by Mike March 14, 2005

greep

Something that is innovative, original, with a positive connotation.
Great; original; amazing

That is a greep idea!
I have a greep problem for you!

by KOT18 March 24, 2017

Greep

A gangster that will take your soul like a grim reaper if disrespected.

Did you see him/her go greep on that dude that was talking shit?

by Dnelzson1 September 17, 2023

Greep

A total badass that takes no shit. A soul stealing grim reaper to those that disrespect them.

Did you see him go Greep on that guy that was talking shit?

by Dnelzson1 September 17, 2023

crottled greeps

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.

If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?

by rich brown August 11, 2004

greeping

Greeting people in a creepy way.

He's greeping me!

by Slang Advisory Board March 28, 2019

Greep

A verb to describe any sexual action. Very similar to "jork" or "bounce" or "hawk tuah." It can be used as both a verb or a noun. It also is any sexual body part. It's very similar to the "She ___ on my___ till I ___" trend.

John: Yo, I saw your girlfriend last night. She was straight greeping on this other dude
Jeffery: WHAT??! No way!! We'll, it makes sense since she wanted to greep on my greep, but I said no.

Mark: She greeped on my greep till I greeped.
Example in scripture: Our Greepus, who art in greepah, hallowed be thy greep; thy greep come; thy greep will be done; on greep as it is in greepah. Greep us this day our daily greep water. And forgive us for our greeps. Greepen

by Greepus May 20, 2025