soylent greenfurter

A hot dog or other sausage of extraordinarily questionable provenance and composition.

Student #1 at Cafeteria: "These hot dogs really take lips and assholes to a new level. I mean, this is some serious mystery meat."

Student #2 at Cafeteria: "It's even worse than that, man. I think these might be soylent greenfurters."

by Fully Dressed Lunch March 4, 2011

Greenhorn

Someone who is new at something.

Damn. Hoochie was all up on his tip, but greenhorn couldn't tap that ass.

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

greenhorns

A derogatory name that is used to insult a person of Portuguese ethnicity.

Larry: "jeez i hate thoes Greenhorns"

Gary: "what are Greenhorns Larry?"

Larry: "its a mean word to call a portuguese person"

by thasc18 August 20, 2010

Greenhorned

1. To be taught the way by someone who doesn't really know what they're talking about.
2. To teach old dogs new tricks.

John: "hey man, how did prom night go?"
Steve: "dude, i've never been greenhorned so much in my entire life..."

by jerrycurls April 3, 2009

greenert

Fuck boy roommate who pays for sex.

Greenert had sex with 100 bitches. $500 a piece.

by Gooooozzzz February 23, 2017

greenprint

A sketchy map depicting the right route with all the wrong proportions.

(while trekking deep in the heart of Patagonia)
Girl: Oh my... I think we just got lost...
Boy 1: This damn map is just your usual useless greenprint.
Boy 2: Let me lit this MJ and we'll be fine.

by FashionExpertAndPianoMaster January 14, 2013

Greenhorn

A person unfamiliar with their surroundings and generally ignorant of many things; generally a portugee, but could be any person that does/says dumb things w/out thinking.

Waiter: Okay sir...here's your ticket (bill)

Greenhorn: I hope it's not a speeding ticket!

Waiter: You are such a greenhorn

by Eziquio November 16, 2007