Green Balls

When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.

"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."

by Aprice January 14, 2008

green balls

When you think you're going to get weed/high but you dont. like 'blue balls'

"I smoked a whole blunt of some dank ass shit and didnt get high. talk about green balls."

"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."

by kee stains March 29, 2007

green balls

the agonizing state of seething envy experienced when your friends score and you do not, esp. when with a girl you fancy.

i got such green balls when i heard that john nailed julie...sigh

by the grin reefer March 8, 2009

Green Balls

The state of being in which one is deprived of Call of Duty for extended periods of time. Similar to the condition of testicular congestion commonly referred to as "blue balls".

"Dude, I've got the green balls so bad. I'm only sixteen M9 kills away from getting my tactical knife! I haven't been able to play in almost a week!"

by Black Mariah February 11, 2010

Green Balls

When a male is paying for something that ultimately won't get him to have sex but will get him extremely aroused.

Man those girls at that strip club were so hot, but I gots me some green balls and an empty wallet.

by holmes02 November 22, 2011

Green balls

When you are excited to get high on some good marijuana but you are either interrupted during smoking or don't bake an edible for long enough... And get only a little bit high kind of like getting dome from a chick only to have your parents walk in before you can finish. Green balls leads to temporary insanity and or feening for some more dank.

Yo man I was just sparking up my first bowl of the day when I was punched in the face by a member of the LBGT community I felt the initial effects of the bowl but got green balls when I couldn't finish it because of said gay/lesbian/bisexual/transexual being.

by Lord Dagon October 27, 2011

Green balls

To want to catch and have an urge to have sex with lucky charms Lepercon.

Dude I think I have green balls It may be magically delicious.

by All meat salad 999 October 17, 2017