Greeley Estates

n. 1. orgasm of the eardrums
2. an optimistic convulsion
3. snack packs in a backpack

1. "I just listened to Greeley Estates, do you have a q-tip by any chance?"

2. "Oh my god! Are you alright? You were just foaming at the mouth."

"Oh no, it's ok. It's only Greeley Estates."

3. "FRAPLAH."

by Liam P. February 20, 2009

greeley colorado

what can i say..nothing good.greeley co is filled with wanna be gangsters.people act like the people at wallmart (bad wallmart in town)all the time.nothing to do,except get high and drink.cause thats what almost everykid is diong.a mexican white community.with alots of race issues.a hospital with steryle issues.all the shops are closing ..cause everyone shops in loveland and fortcollins.recentley had a murder case cause of a stupid child molester.lets say you visit here watch your children!

john-im visiting family in greeley colorado!
kate-better hold your children tight!
john-haha very funny ,i brought a gun..
kate -kool!heres my shank.

by iliveingreeley March 27, 2011

Greenley

She is a girl who is extremely beautiful. She is always honest whether it is bad news or not. She could care less what others think of her because she is her own person. She doesn't let small petty things get to her but she can be equally as petty to others. She is not two faced. If she likes you in your face then she likes you behind your back and if she doesn't like you behind your back then she doesn't like you to your face. Overall, don't let her go because she is literally one in a million

Dang, Greenley sure is the best person that i know.

by Carl Jimmy Roberts November 28, 2018

The greebler

typically used to refer to a certain tf2 (washed) Rocket jumper Newjuls, when he be greebling and shit and making funny sounds

Being defined by : "Damn bro hes on his greebler goblin grind again"

Newjuls : "I'm the greebler" *proceeds to cackle*
referring to Newjuls doing average greebler shit

by RockSolidWood June 4, 2023

greeley

Town in Colorado. Curiously, or coincidentally, the town smells like cow shit, as do most inhabitants due to either gay sex or crystal meth addiction.

According to the only hetero non-addict to ever come from Greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 - Ice Skating Rink (Now a drug peddaling location)
2 - Lots of Cow Shit = Lots of Magic Mushrooms

So, in essence, when one stops to think of Greeley, all that need be thought is the act of one man sucking another man's penis while getting fucked in the ass for a ten dollar bag of meth. (Such occurances in the public are common)

Jim - "Duuuuude, last weekend I got a ten sack of meth for letting some dude poke me in the pooper!"

Dan - "Oh yeah, you went to Greeley, right?"

Jim - "Yeah, how'd you know?"

by Urifucabes December 5, 2007

Horace Greeley High School

Horace Greeley High school is a quiet woodlands high school with talented youngins of all walks of life. Here, knowledge is good. The children here have all mastered the recorder, which has been handed down to them in basic training during elementary school. If you were to go here, you would be greeted with a serenade of angel children playing the recorder. Sadly, beyond this fairy-angel world, lies a deep and dark ghetto, filled with gangsta's more dangerous than the world had ever seen! The school administration mainly ignores the gangsta's though, as the school leaders are too busy with assemblies about small things -- if someone gets a flat tire than we need an assembly to tell the school that it's the whole communities fault. Ten people died due to the gang violence last year, but the angel-nyphs keep it on the DL. There is also a massive statue of Horace Greeley located in the main quad. He is depicted planting the american flag in the ground while freeing the slaves. Overall the quiet woodlen heaven is a peaceful place where people can rest on the giant money bags which all have, due to their gangsta moves they acquired from the fairy-angel-nymphs

Dude: Yo gangsta! Where did u learn to get moneybags like that yo?!
Gangsta: Yo, some fairy-nymph's over at Horace Greeley High School taught me. Thats where i put my moneybags to sleep. I love those recorder-playing angels with their beautiful lullabies.
Dude: Yo gangsta! That sounds dope! I should move there!
Gangsta: Yes you should, because its also ranked as one of the top 100 schools in the country and one of the top 15 public schools. The education there will sure teach you the recorder well.

by Taste the Painbow March 11, 2011

Greeley, Colorado

A mid-sized college town in northern Colorado consisting mainly of hoodlums, Hispanics, and hipsters. The town smells obnoxiously of cow shit and remains devoid of all things fun. The only decent hang out spots are either shut down or riddled with the lamest kind of gangsters. The only two places to go to hang out include the local mall and the new-ish ice rink, both of which are quite disappointing and are now utilized mostly as a spot for drug-pedaling. In the sad excuse for a downtown, meth heads and stoners roam the streets both day and night. The town's only redeeming qualities remain the Stampede that comes around every Summer, and the fact that since there is a large population of Latinos, there is also a large abundance of kick-ass Mexican food. Overall, the town is boring and suckish with very few positive points.

Also commonly referred to as G-town or Greality .

Friend 1: Hey, where do you wanna go?
Friend 2: I don't know, we live in Greeley, Colorado, there's no where to go unless you're looking for pot.

by G-town Dweller May 6, 2011