instant gratification monkey

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate

Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!

by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018

gratification

Gratification is the positive emotional response (happiness) to a fulfillment of desire.

If gratification ceases, so does the devotion.

by Kevin Shokrollahi December 31, 2007

Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

instant gratifoodcation

to be satisfied with frozed foods over a well cooked meal due to hunger.

manuel: mom, whats for dinner?
willma: turkey, itll be dont in about an hour or so.
manuel: nevermind, thats way too long, ill just make a hot pocket.
willma: you can never just wait can you? you always got to get your instant gratifoodcation!

by NJpanicSyndrome October 23, 2008

Greatful

How grateful should be spelt

I was greatful for the gift from my mother

by Dark_eclipse April 19, 2020

instant gratification

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.

1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

Sexually Gratifying

The answer to every question of "How was (insert activity here)?"
Even if it was not sexually gratifying, you say it anyway. Coined by 2 ballsy guys on youtube.

Girl: Hey! How was math class?
Guy: It was sexually gratifying.

by Blackflame619 January 14, 2009