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Graeson

Graeson is a perfect portrait of balance and proportionality. He is never not stylish, elegant, and graceful; these traits are inherent within him. He thrives on raw passion, and never engages in any activity he is not passionate about. Expect this passion to shine through via intense lovemaking sessions.

One of the most salient and alluring traits that Graeson possesses is his intelligence. Sharp and versatile, he is able to flex his mind to accommodate for any situation without a moment's hesitation. Because of this amazing ability, Graeson is usually able to handle himself in any situation and excel quickly in professional and competitive arenas. He sees everything in life as a learning opportunity, and as such, he will keep growing wiser, so long as he continues to explore new places, activities, and people. His accumulated wisdom is vast and deep, and guides him easily through life, something that others sometimes mistake for sheer luck.

Once you get to know Graeson, you will never forget him. Unforgettable friend, lover, partner... He makes a lasting impact on everyone he meets. Even if your encounter is brief, he will shine his warm light on you and you can't help but smile from the depths of your heart.

Treat him well, and you will benefit tenfold from your friendship with Graeson. Never forget who he is. A man like this only comes around once in a lifetime, and only if you are lucky.
B: Is he really all that?

M: He's everything and more. He's Graeson!
by Orange Smiley February 19, 2013
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batty-greasing

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.
rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.
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Anti-Gerasone

A drug that halts aging, and immunizes its user to all diseases. Found in Kurt Vonnegut's short story, "Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow" or "The Big Trip Up Yonder.
Guy 1: Man I wish I had some Anti-Gerasone, my hair's turning white
Old Guy 1: Kill yourself
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Greyson Chance

A 12-year-old kid that got popular for singing a covered version of Lady GaGa's "Paparazzi" at a talent show and putting it on YouTube..

Ellen DeGeneres found him and put him on her show and he's been on there like, twice now, I think..

A lot of people compare him to Justin Bieber, but Greyson's voice is much better imo..

The only thing that bothers me are the stupid teen girls that think he's "oh so HOTT!!" when he's a little 12-year-old boy.. wtf is wrong with you??
JB Fan: omg there's this new guy named Greyson Chance and he's like, sooo hott and he's JUST like Justin Bieber!!!!

Person: Umm, not really.. His voice is like, 10 times better and he's 12-fuckin'-years-old, get over yourself!!
by Miss Cherie May 26, 2010
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Greyson

Perfect, amazing, rock hard abs, loved by everyone, funny, preppy, and smexy
"look at that guy over there jeff, he must be a greyson"
by Jorge Posada112434 September 5, 2011
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Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube
i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!
by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009
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Graeson

a sexy beast who is a quiet person but would be loud around his friends. he is known by many and hated by none. Usually attracted to white females.
You should be more like a Graeson
by amandaaaaaaaaa6452 May 15, 2010
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