Gravy Leg

When a person accidentally, purposefully, or excitedly defecates his/herself and the excrement runs down the leg. As defined by Opie and Anthony.

Mark crapped his pants today and had a bad case of Gravy Leg.
This movie is so funny its going to give me gravy leg!
I really didn't feel like going to class today so I walked in with Gravy Leg and the teacher excused me.
I went to squeeze out a fart and ended up with Gravy Leg!

by Rob Cavallo November 30, 2007

gravy boy

A homosexual male who loves to be covered with man-gravy jism.

Harold is a total gravy boy

by robin graves February 21, 2004

Sweet Gravy

Cum stuck in your teeth from the night before.

Bob: Hmm, I have something stuck in my teeth!

George: What is it?

Bob: Just a little sweet gravy leftover from my visitor last night.

by Team AWESOME number TWO August 28, 2011

Davy Jones' Gravy

Davy Jones' Gravy is a dark, murky fecal/water combination that is the result of a particularly non-solid bowel movement, obscuring from vision all below it's putrid depths. Commonly found in public restrooms and port-o-potties.

I went to use the outhouse at the construction site, but it was so full that my balls dipped into Davy Jones' Gravy when I sat down.

by Hammer of Jesus February 14, 2017

rectal gravy

Any mucous-like liquid that unexpectedly seeps from one's rectum; usually after a scorching case of diarreah.

Rectal gravy generally has a foul smell worse than that of generic diarreah.

In math class I tried to let out a silent fart when out come some rectal gravy. The whole classroom smelled of septic sludge.

by Navin_Johnson January 13, 2008

Yung Gravy

A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.

Dude 1: "Have you heard of Yung Gravy?"
Dude 2: "Yes I know him, he stole my girl *and* my dentist, then made a rap about it!"
Dude 1: "Same here man."
Dude 3 (from a distance): "That guy? He's my fucking Dad. His beat's fire though."

by SteelBotV: 4 April 20, 2019

graveyard shift

graveyard shift - any job from the time after 11:00pm at night And usually ends between 7:00 AM - 10:30 AM
In the morning .... so basically you're working Monday night into Tuesday morning..... tuesday night into Wednesday morning and so on .....

Most people who work these types of jobs are 1 of 4 things

1. Not a people person .... live a hard stressful life probably

Have anger issues

2. Freaks and nympho-maniacs

3. Potheads and stoners ... maybe college students

4. Parents usually a father who works at a plant or single mother who had To pick up a second job .

Problem with these jobs is it can mess with your Circadian rhythm which has to do with your heart and sleep deprivation ... possibly making you look old and

More at risk for diabetes.

Night shift ,evening shift and graveyard shift can all be used interchangeably But there is a difference .

Lot of Nurses work a graveyard shift / overnight shift .

Tom works the graveyard shift at UPS while his

Wife Sarah works a day job at Geico insurance company

So their kids billy and Laura are never home alone.

Jamila has anger issues and is best suited for the

Graveyard shift at FedEx.

Dwayne and Jethro are both college students and pothead stoners who work overnight at walmart .

Debbie is a nymphomaniac and is active at night so

She works the graveyard shift at checkers/rally's burger joint.

by Blu_leef September 24, 2023