Grunchie

The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.

*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."

by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009

paw the gaunch

When a girl masturbates.

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.

by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004

Gaunch

Gaunch was a term coined by a Varsity Football player in 1977 and popularized by a Phys Ed teacher in the 1980's. The term was used as an insult but proudly embraced by a group of school age boys and girls dressed in leather and denim who liked to drink alcohol and occasionally indulge in recreational illegal substances. They would gather together often and share in their love of fast cars, loud music, and keg parties. Many "Gaunches" seem to have been in trouble with the law, ranging from misdemeanors to felonies. School was not as much a place of education but as a playground to bring teachers and administrators to their knees. Fueled by the love of a good time and an irreverence to the status quo.

That guy with the long hair is such a gaunch.

by darrylsdef2011 January 24, 2011

granchism

When the dumb person in your friend group says something they think is clever, but is actually just a dumb remark that makes no sense.

“I could care less about your feelings right now!”
“Good job dumbass, you just tried to be insulting, but instead created another granchism. It’s “I couldn’t care less”.”

by Dani Drake February 8, 2019

grunch

A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.

My dog got out into the swamp, and was eaten by a grunch.

by Cranberry Bob December 2, 2019

Grawnch

A mixture of flem and gargles combined with the English language to express extreme frustration over a topic. It does not have a specific part of speech.

Weaboo: It was so kawaii!

You *throw desk at weaboo*, imagining the Dear Sister song playing as it make contact

You *climb thrown desk and punch a whole in the ceiling*

You: GRAWNCH!!!

You *climb through hole and escape the classroom*

by Disclaimed Studios September 8, 2011

Grunch

A bunch of grapes. Usually referring to an amount of grapes greater than six.

Sally ate the entire grunch in one minute

He plucked each grape off of the grunch until only the stem was left.

by Rohinidinibonanafofanafiniwein October 10, 2017