Graping

The act of stealing and licking and/or munching another's hard candy.

"Get Graped Bitch!"
"God he would not stop Graping me yesterday!"
"Obviously there's a Grapist in Linkin Park"

by Katelyn Chrizzzzzzzzt December 25, 2011

Graping

The act of squeezing one or both of someones testicle(s) like a grape as a means of interrogation, or punishment. Popular amongst females and homosexuals.

Girlfriend: So where were you last night?
Boyfriend: Don't worry about it.
Girlfriend: *grabs balls*
Boyfriend: OMG STOP GRAPING ME!!!!

by idesignbetter July 24, 2009

Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

graping the squildo

to be aroused by something, when you really, really shouldn't.
this does not include jailbait

also: grapes my squildo

cor! jimmy tarbuck's on jordan's body! thats really graping my squildo!

by lo, the greebo warrior January 20, 2004

graping

Groping or Grabbing someone from behind, in a forced way, in order to stick a finger into the vagina or his/her anus.

Groping + Rape= Graping. Past Tense, Graped...

"The park on 35th street is where John does his graping"

"John grabbed Jane and graped her unwillingly."

by 13end3r September 4, 2008

Grasping

When someone doesn't truly understand or comprehend something and is making a large assumption about said subject

I think he's grasping Jack

by rbi_guy44 June 5, 2019

Graphing For Math

A Book that held a reign of terror over a certain school…

“did you hear about Graphing for math?” “
Dont remind me of that age.”

by Messiur September 18, 2022