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Grappling Baby

A pregnant mexican woman, that aims her birth canal over the border, shoots her baby over, then uses the umbilical cord to pull herself over the border.
"Damn, there's a ton more mexicans now, because the moms figured out how to use a grappling baby..."
by theoneandonlyRD December 16, 2011
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Grappling-Baby

The all too common occurrence of a woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America, to launch her baby over the boarder so that she could climb in using the umbilical cord.
Thanks to Juanita's Grappling-Baby, she and her entire family were able to safely cross the Texas/Mexico boarder fence into sovereign US territory.
by wertitis December 16, 2011
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grappling hook

I just grappling hooked Danny and he was so chubbing
by jordy boocebunger May 25, 2016
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Grappling Hook

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in
Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it
by Rbrowne February 17, 2022
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Canadian Grappling Hook

During the act of kicking someone in the balls you get you foot lodged behind their sack and pull towards you, acting as a sort of grappling hook.
When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up
by StevK442 March 29, 2010
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Guard (Grappling)

The guard as it's called in grappling disiplines such as Brazilian Jiu jitsu or Sambo; is where one lies on his back
holding his or her opponent's trunk with there legs.
From this position it is possible to attack your opponent
with joint locks, chokes,strikes or sweeps/reversals.
It also is possible for the person in the top position to effectivley strike inside the guard.
If you are taken to the ground with your opponent coming down on top of you. It might be best to assume a type of guard, instead of trying to turn your back to him or allowing him to fully mount you.
My opponent connects with a right hook knocking me off balance. Seizing his chance he charges and tackles me in an attempt to take me down and ground N pound me.
As we hit the ground I Close my legs tightly around his hips thus forming a closed Guard (Grappling). I cup the crown of his head with one arm and under hook his arm with my other. I suck him in close to me. By breaking down his posture I can better inhibit (But not take away) his ability to strike than if he had me fully mounted.
by Strider777 January 16, 2008
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Lip Grappling

to engage in the act of lip-on-lip contact (aka making out or kissing) with someone from your prefered gender.
We stared into each other's eyes for what felt like forever until I grew some balls, leaned in, and started lip grappling with her. It was awesome!
by Cobalot April 12, 2017
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