grannypants

the definition of uncool pants.
usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks.
mostly grey as a result of bad washing, usually stretched with age and often seriously lacking elastic.
pants that i would be devastated to be caught wearing in the throws of fondling.

'my god those are one hella grannypants she got hanging out there!'

grannypants by shmurgally <3 December 9, 2008

Grannyarse 

A bottom, rear-end, arse, ass which has drooped over time.

The tattoo on her grannyarse was so stretched out of shape that is could only be read by someone with lemon shaped corneas

Grannyarse by kerfoofle November 5, 2010

Granyard 

Grains and or specks of dirt in a cluster that sticks to evreything and is hard to clean.

Gran-yard. Sounds like Grain Yard.

OMG! Look at all the granyards on my bed from your dirty feet!

Granyard by DustyRusty April 2, 2021

GrannysRugs 

A cocky guy who talks about his kd when his versing silvers and golds and thinks he can be plat 2.

DanM: Look it's GrannysRugs

Zubir:Who cares he talks about his Kd so much it's annoying

GrannysRugs by fjklkwfdwedsqsqswfrf May 17, 2021

grannymethwhore 

Something you call someone behind their back while pretending they are your friend

Look Smileys back porch gang did it again. Grannymethwhore.0

grannymethwhore by anthonysoneandonly3000 July 9, 2021

Grannystyle 

When a man under 21 has sexual relations with a woman over 86 specifically involving the man eating the women's Anus crack.

That grannystyle tasted amazing

Grannystyle by Porterman March 27, 2024

grannydark 

Taking grannycore to grimdark. Using dark humour to teach the home truths we get from our grannies.

Wearing socks with a knitted cartoon depiction of the Kremlin on fire—to a meeting with Zelenskyy—is grannydark.

grannydark by dNought May 9, 2025