Grandballin'

Sex with someone over the age of 65.

"I was grandballin' your mom all night"
"You sneaky motherfucker!!"
"Exactly."

by scrappington2 September 20, 2014

graveballing

The ability to make money even when you are dead.

"How many people bought Elvis records this year?Damm.....that nigga is Graveballing!!!

by niggleby December 4, 2009

grandbullin

To dream up schemes that arent practical. To think of things that seemed to be doable while being planned, but in reality they are virturally impossible

Man u cant climb ontop of that building with just a pair of screwdrivers, U grandbullin.

by Tha Whisper king January 28, 2008

Grodeball

a nasty or revolting person with disgusting hair and or clothes or shitty asian made cars

dude wheres my car bro who cares it was grodeball!!!

by T Schrunk & B Ren June 14, 2011

Grannyball

A form of baseball played by Beatrice Middleton and all the neighborhood kids. Often played in the street with her coaching. Grannyball is easy to play. After a run is scored the dogs come and move the bases further apart. Grannyball is most often played in the summer when the kids are out of school. You will love i! Beatrice Middleton told you! If you want a great game to play until fall grab your favorite granny and play Grannyball.

Beatrice: Hey Diego, Wilson, you two up for a game of Granyball? Its going to be fun.

Diego: What's Grannyball? I've never heard of it. Is it good to play?

Beatrice: Of course it is! Its great, I'll teach you! Its just like normal baseball, except played by a bunch of grannies. See?

Wilson: Dang, she's right. This is fun! She knows what she's doing. (He hits a ball) Sweet, homerun!

Beatrice: That's it. We'd better move the bases. (she whistles for the dogs) Come on in. (the dogs move the bases)

Diego: Wow! This game is fun. I'm gonna have to play it with my grandma. She would love it!

Beatrice: Hey, I'm your grandma. I'm both your grandmas. You love me like one! Grannyball is for everyone!

Wilson: You're right, Coach Beatrice, Grannyball rocks. It is the best game we've ever played.

Beatrice: Okay, now that the game's over, we need some exercise. Give me 50! Grannyball rocks! (they all drop to the ground and start doing push ups)

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

grandbully

When you find yourself talking over your grandkids to be the first to explain something.

I discovered I was a grandbully when I found myself talking over my young grandchildren to be the first to tell their mother how great the movie Ugly Dolls was.

by Gma_mcjazz July 15, 2023