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your grandmother who is swaeg and buys starbucks instead of baking cookies. she is the mother of several children (none of which are biologically her own). she is also cannibal and goes by the alias ‘ruki’. she is frenemies with her daughter, loves her adopted neighbour grandson, and besties with her beloved grandda (who is her favourite).
look it’s swaeggy gramma! she brought starbucks for her children!
by grandda a July 30, 2021
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Gramma

A swaeggy grandmother figure (who is usually younger) who buys her children Starbucks instead of cookies. She has multiple children, none of whom are biological, including an adopted neighbour. She is especially close with her grandda A, who calls her gramma.
Grandda: HAII GRAMMA
Gramma: HAII GRANDDA

Gramma: ILY GRANDDA
Grandda: ILYT GRAMMA
by grandda a August 1, 2021
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Gramma-phone

(1) A phone call to ones grandparents.

(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver.
(1)You should make a gramma-phone at lease every other month.

(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 4, 2009
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Gramma Titties

Name like Ben Dover or Mike Hunt that sounds like Grab My Titties.
"Will Ben Dover and Gramma Titties come down to the office?"

students: "hahahaha!"
by bonefireguy November 4, 2010
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Gramma Wizard

An ugly old (or young but old LOOKING) woman who resembles or has features or characteristics of a wizard.
Girl- Thats her MOM? She looks so old!
Friend- Yeah, shes a Gramma Wizard.
by glambert4life June 24, 2010
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gramma-oke

N: a gramma who likes to go sing on kareoke machines
john: guess what
Mike: wat!?
my gramma sang kareoke last night at the local pub
mike: wow idk she was a gramma-oke
by Alex Gramberg October 17, 2008
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Gramma Karen

A rotten, wretched old lady. Someone's grandmother who is way beyond expiration and/or should be put into a nursing home.

A nasty old woman who treats you like dirt.
Did you hear what that old woman said to me? Seriously, Gramma Karen?!

My boyfriend's Gramma Karen has it out for me. Every time I see her, she always has something rude to say.
by Amanda KKK P December 12, 2010
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