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Graduated from McDonald’s

You could say someone graduated from McDonald’s when he looks and sounds very expert about a topic he is talking about as if he mastered it, even though he cannot back it up.
- Dips are absolutely the worst chest exercise!! They are good at working triceps and lower chest but not the upper chest. Avoid it!!
-Bro graduated from McDonald’s university
by Tony The Beast May 21, 2023
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christmas graduate

a student (usually university or college) who drops out at Christmastime when they go back home to visit their parents. Often caused by homesickness, academic failure, unpopularity, or a significant other living back at home.
Person 1: Man, did you hear that George isn't coming back after Christmas?
Person 2: Damn Christmas graduates.

________

Person 1: I need to move out of residence asap. Know of any places available?
Person 2: Wait until January when all the Christmas graduates sublet their apartments.
by allohamorah December 7, 2006
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gradudated

Combo of "dated" (as in old news) and graduation. The boy/girl you dated as a senior but have moved on from.
Andy: I can't wait to go to Cornell!
Dwight: What about Angela?
Andy: Dude, she is so gradudated.
by Beeflips December 9, 2008
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Gradumate

verb: to attempt copulation with several peers weeks before graduating from an institution.
I'm trying to Gradumate with every girl I met the first day I arrived at Bard College.
by BBombSquad April 14, 2009
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Graduate's Tan

An ugly tan line across the middle of one's forehead resulting from being outside in the blistering sun for several hours while wearing a graduation cap.
Diane: "What's that discoloration on your forehead?"

Jack: "Oh, this? It's my graduate's tan from my college commencement service. It's like my second diploma. Having this is proof that I'm smart!"
by Ralphus Babaganoosh November 7, 2012
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Graduate Groupie

A woman, with incredible game, who seeks out male musicians or other celebs in search of a husband. Her sexual skills and beauty tricks the eye of the celebrity and he falls for the 52 fake-out. Marriage or pregnancy is how she traps men.

She is called a "graduate" because her ability to land a man is beyond extraordinary and she has been passed around the entertainment and professional athletic industries. Graduate groupies have PhDs in making men believe they are marriage material.
Super Head is an example of a Graduate Groupie.
by Khari Shabazz November 20, 2010
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graducate

Synonym for graduation, indicating a lack of education in an ironic setting.
I gonna graducate afterall!
by Simon P. Jones May 4, 2008
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