Lord Gorlock

Lord Gorlock was originally the name for a toy in a commercial for Geico Insurance. He was then adopted by two boys of about thirteen who used him as the mascot for their most remarkable production company Lord Gorlock Productions® a subgroup of Ben carey Films®. They are responsible for some of the most astonishing skateboarding and public annoyance videos of the 21st century.

Hail Lord Gorlock or die.

by Anonymous March 9, 2004

Gaylock

1. A gay warlock or wizard.

Wizard #1. Are you going to see Harry Potter at the Gaylock Convention?
Wizard #2. Yep, I'm going back in time to bone a mastadon!

by drippindorf December 2, 2010

Gotlockz

To be plowed.

My brother Gotlockz

yesterday and I felt very bad for him.

by Me.Finkledeen January 6, 2021

godlock

(trademarked by godcorp) Security protocols which were implemented by the deity to prevent reverse enginerring by man.

Such examples include introns in eukaryotic genes (see also "intron") most notably those in the human genome, and the laws of quantum mechanics (which really pissed einstein off!).

theres a godlock code on that gene

by george miller January 22, 2005

gorlock

One who's neural pathways have been irreperably damaged by exposure to hifg-decibel music

The bass player was such a gorlock he inserted the amplifier cord in his rectum

by joerulz May 15, 2003

Gorlock

a creature afraid of the Webster’s Dictionary — not to be confused with Pastafarian spaghetti monster

The Gorlock was an engineer — not an editor.

by Intrepid Thinker June 10, 2019

Gollock

The continous send of a odd and annoying picture via MSN or other instant messaging
programme

hey this guy is really anoying me, i will gollock him with this picture of a sandwich or this picture of a man giving a thumbs up.
CTRL+V

by hazza21 August 25, 2008