Gouge

To chat up a female or make advances towards them.

I gouge'd Tink (slapped her bum). I gouge'd some Swedish girls.

by big-tone1 June 10, 2016

gouge

to get high, drugged, smashed or just generally out of your head

oh i feel so gouged

by gougester September 16, 2003

gouge

adjective
a rare expression, rumored to have been made famous by a fabled flight lieutenant in the early 2000's in Tasmania.

means good, great, superlative, agreeable, pleasing; can really be used to describe anything which the speaker likes.

captain: 'here's your dinner."
Mitchell: "gouge"

peasant: "that's some gouge milf over there"

section 12: 'this camp is gouge"

Mitchell: "these adf rats are gouge. You can't have any"

by patjgk May 29, 2011

Gouge

When someone is starving. They gouge at any and all food they can get their hands on.

Matt was so hungry he gouged at junk food and ruined his dinner.

by Supercalfragilistic May 16, 2016

Gouge

To ejaculate within your pants, preferably as the result of having a tiny little pointy baby peen.

"Man, that was so funny I almost Gouged my pants."

by MBeezy July 22, 2008

Gouge

When you Gouge someone they hurt

Ow she gouged me

by anonymous January 16, 2021

Gouge my eyes out

An event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel

For example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst bitches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but FML it's so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. Makes me want to GOUGE MY EYES OUT

by Sallybrownakaanon August 18, 2016