a blocker that doesn't let you do a single thing in the internet except watch youtube videos and chat on zoom or google.
by theogjesus May 30, 2020
Get the goguardian mug.GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.
I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.
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I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.
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I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook
by Random Words & Definitions October 27, 2022
Get the Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) mug.why did it exist i the first place tho? they shouldve set their marketing to "invade students privacy" or something like that. Im scared that my teacher can see my browsing history, yt vids i watch, and all of those nasty stuff. im really thinking of using my pc because of that, and take control on what they are invading. just for laughs but i might hack their mainframe because ik a little bit of batch coding. but one thing thats keep triggering my BS alarm is the fact they can see everything your searching, then if your searching "stuff" goguardian is going to buzz the "WTF ARE YOU SEARCHING EAT THIS BARRIER B***H" block screen. after that its going to make log info then send it to the it and admins. how do i know that? ITS BECAUSE I DECOMPILED IT AND SAW THE CODE FUNCTIONS AND THE CODE ITSELF. they didnt even did a good job making goguardian. one time i used a chromebook exploit to corrupt the extension and "disable" it for the next 6-8 months. too bad it got patched.
by Plainspup March 19, 2021
Get the goguardian mug.by demo1234 January 4, 2010
Get the Gouger mug.Something that sucks. It does many bad things:
1. Blocks Sites
2. Blocks Extensions
3. Blocks Apps
4. Blocks Games
5. It is torture
6. It blocks Urban Dictionary (Yeah I am using a different account)
7. Teachers get mad when you are not on GoGuardian
8. Students just think of "Get that thing away right now!"
9. It is 99.99% s***
10. Wow 10 reasons! And yet, ALL of them give me a heart attack.
11. Some settings are controlled
12. Teachers can see your devices during class (I wouldn't say that is bad but still...
13. Sometimes in my school, GoGuardian is called GG, which stands for "good game." But I think it stands for "Good Grief," or maybe "Giving Gastroenteritis." Yeah, the last one sounds better. GoGuardian gives people Gastroenteritis. So why do administrators use it? Because it gives Gastroenteritis.
Fortunately, there are some BYPASSING strategies:
1. Go to extensions, and REMOVE EXTENSION.
If that button doesn't appear,
2. Turn the extension off.
If that doesn't work,
3. Search up the website you are looking for. Click "cached."
If the web cache site is blocked, then... keep reading.
Bad news, if you are still reading here to see ways to bypass GoGuardian, you have reached the ways I DID NOT FIGURE OUT BY ONE MONTH.
4. An amazing site! Titaniumnetwork.org lets you bypass many site.
Now, if this gets blocked, you are unlucky.
1. Blocks Sites
2. Blocks Extensions
3. Blocks Apps
4. Blocks Games
5. It is torture
6. It blocks Urban Dictionary (Yeah I am using a different account)
7. Teachers get mad when you are not on GoGuardian
8. Students just think of "Get that thing away right now!"
9. It is 99.99% s***
10. Wow 10 reasons! And yet, ALL of them give me a heart attack.
11. Some settings are controlled
12. Teachers can see your devices during class (I wouldn't say that is bad but still...
13. Sometimes in my school, GoGuardian is called GG, which stands for "good game." But I think it stands for "Good Grief," or maybe "Giving Gastroenteritis." Yeah, the last one sounds better. GoGuardian gives people Gastroenteritis. So why do administrators use it? Because it gives Gastroenteritis.
Fortunately, there are some BYPASSING strategies:
1. Go to extensions, and REMOVE EXTENSION.
If that button doesn't appear,
2. Turn the extension off.
If that doesn't work,
3. Search up the website you are looking for. Click "cached."
If the web cache site is blocked, then... keep reading.
Bad news, if you are still reading here to see ways to bypass GoGuardian, you have reached the ways I DID NOT FIGURE OUT BY ONE MONTH.
4. An amazing site! Titaniumnetwork.org lets you bypass many site.
Now, if this gets blocked, you are unlucky.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 6, 2021
Get the GoGuardian mug.Def. 1: Widely known for being the King if the Demon Realm. The all-powerful manbeast whom members of the Gogarian faith view as their deity and supreme ruler.
Def. 2: Also an interjection used to describe any feeling or thought. It is appropriate to use this at anytime, no matter the situation.
Def. 2: Also an interjection used to describe any feeling or thought. It is appropriate to use this at anytime, no matter the situation.
Def. 1:
Jehovah's Witness: "I'd like to talk to you about accepting the lord Jesus Christ as your savior-"
Disciple of Gogar: "Fuck that shit lady, Hail Gogar!"
Def 2:
Masa Will: "What's up cracka jack?"
Slick B: "Not much bro."
Masa Will: "Gogar!"
Jehovah's Witness: "I'd like to talk to you about accepting the lord Jesus Christ as your savior-"
Disciple of Gogar: "Fuck that shit lady, Hail Gogar!"
Def 2:
Masa Will: "What's up cracka jack?"
Slick B: "Not much bro."
Masa Will: "Gogar!"
by smokeypotter April 17, 2005
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