Gouchez

A term of endearment, used to name objects or animals that are of sentimental value. Most commonly used to describe pets, especially cats. It can also be used describe inanimate objects such as laptops, bicycles, and rollerskis.

The cat Finn is a wonderful gouchez.

My laptop, Gouchez, is very upset.

by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009

Gouchebag

A gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.

Chad and his pissing friends can be real gouchebags.

by avatarxl July 23, 2011

gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

by merlineternal January 20, 2008

gouche

the area between the genitalia and the anus.

I punched him hard in the gouche

by sean November 19, 2003

Gooched

When in competition being defeated without scoring. To be Shutout.

Don't even step to Me Aaron, last time we played you got gooched.

Damn Skaz beat you 48-0? You got straight gooched!

by Skazellino September 8, 2011

Gouche

Anatomical section posterior to the testis and anterior to the anus. Which is known to become extremely sweaty (especially during intense gaming activities).

My friend Tonza religiously performs his wet wipe showers after a game but always forgets to wipe his gouche.

by HNL-DK November 30, 2014

Goucher College

Goucher College is located in Towson, Maryland. It has a beautiful, sprawling campus with lots of trees, deer, and crazy squirrels running about. Goucher students are artsy, creative, and love to explore many roads of knowledge. Of course it has a loyal and not great lacrosse team, but it is so much more than a select group of rowdy boys. It is full of a lot of beautiful, caring people that want to help others and make the word a more equal and balanced place. Goucher is a happy campus that his highly underrated.

Goucher College home of the mighty (and very cute) gophers.

by LadyFaceKillah October 25, 2010