got shit on

you got shit on is reffering to when your smoken pot and your bolw is empty the ressen flys into your mouth

dude you were greedy on that pipe now you "got shit on"!

by husvar April 11, 2007

ain't got shit

Cannot beat the competition. At times used as a taunt towards an opponent.

D-Jay: Yo, Lil' Blood. Yo toy guns ain't got shit on mah rapid-fire blaster!
Lil' Blood: We'll see about that.

by MazingerZMkII May 19, 2014

[A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked]

Isaac Alvarez is a bitch ass nigga that cant back up his mouth

person 1: aye you ever see A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked
person 2: yea I've seen Isaac Alvarez

by jerryifuckedurmom June 12, 2017

you got to be shitting me

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.

1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'

by DUWBAT October 27, 2013

Bitches ain't got shit

Females that I dislike are not in possession of items or qualities that I find useful or important.

-"Hey, those girls is creepin' up on yo man!"

-"Girl please, bitches ain't got shit!"

by ananane November 21, 2010

you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

by LCNeko December 30, 2015

aint got shit to do with this!

when you are uninvolved in something and have nothing at all to do with any fuckin thing or any of the shit that's poppin off at all!

they offendin you?...i "aint got shit to do with this!"

by uninvolved ass nigga August 19, 2011