Gospel

The most cutest/hottest guy a girl could date he works out relationships very well and is also very attractive he also is the most romantic guy you could meet along with a huge dick thats works well
(the best guys to ever date)

Carly: Gospel OMG he's hot af

Becky: I know isn't he

by everythingisthecoolst November 2, 2016

gospel

When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.

"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"

by The Unintelligent Librarian April 20, 2018

gospel talking points

This describes what people do when they begin an unasked for basic Christian dogma lecture.

These evangelicals came up to ambush me with gospel talking points!

by I, Wreckerrr May 13, 2021

Gospel Gangsta

A christian gangsta. G who is hittin the streets, tellin the Word of God. Aka Street Disciples.

"Im a Gospel Gangsta."
"Ya kno that fella in OGG(Gospel Gangstaz)?
He's a Gospel Gangsta."

by Lil Jay Orset February 2, 2008

gospel fucker

A person who preaches the glory of god and the righteous nature of religious ideals but actively participates in scandal, financial corruption, bigotry and xenophobia. Therefore indoctrinating a vast array of scum of the earth type attributes.

That Jerry Falwell was a real gospel fucker! He conveyed the same detestable traits as that pompous ass of a politician Cheney...

by wrightr333 March 3, 2009

gospel pipe

christian way of saying dick

my gospel pipe is 6 inches long

by halleloops November 12, 2020

Gospel of Blunt

The belief shared by some pot smokers that a blunt is the most enjoyable and efficient way of smoking their drug of choice.

When my friends at college insisted on smoking their chronic out of a pipe, I had to teach them a little something about the Gospel of Blunt.

Father Tom's firey sermons on the Gospel of Blunt could turn even the most heathenous of joint-junkies into a beleiver.

by THHHZZZZZZ January 20, 2009