by gremlinandbigt August 02, 2009
1. noun – An overweight person’s large belly or gut. From Spanish gordo meaning “fat”.
2. verb – To eat excessively.
3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.
2. verb – To eat excessively.
3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.
1. “That dude has a ginormous gort!”
2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”
3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!
2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”
3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!
by djz20 January 09, 2006
gort. is a very fine boi. He has definetely not committed any war crimes in Kosovo.
It is important to spell it exactly like this including punctuation and lowercase letters.
"gort."
It is important to spell it exactly like this including punctuation and lowercase letters.
"gort."
by Placke January 31, 2022
Abbreviation of the term 'gay shorts'.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.
Just above or on the knee. Not to be confused with shants; pants awkwardly below the knee.
Best worn on tall people.
by jenlovesgorts January 29, 2009
by boss bos April 14, 2008
The female act or purposely or accidently queefing/farting onto the present and penetrating male penis. It is used as a rapist detterent in third world countries and can be a very useful tool to "reject" a guy.
Pedro: Ok, Im going in.....ughhhhhhhh
Claire: *goooorrttttt*
Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?
Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*
Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................
Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off
Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
Claire: *goooorrttttt*
Pedro: Yo B, what de fuck?
Claire: *goooooorrrtttt* *goorrttt* last one> *gort*
Pedro: Ohhhh noooo, mira cabrona! That last one wasnt a "gort"......................
Rapist: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Female Prey: *goooort* Thats right asshole, fuck off
Rapist: Godamnit where'd they learn to that gorting shit.
(note: if the rapist has a poop fetish, this will only further harden his erection)
by MiraCabron1234098765 August 07, 2012