Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.

"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."

by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011

gooner

a supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC

The Gooners hate Manchester United.

by Anthony Nguyen August 22, 2004

chief gurner

the one person out of a group of mates who takes a hell of a lot more extacy than the rest. he/she is usually the one at the end of the night licking grass as 'it feels amazing'

'oi, chief gurner, stop telling that copper you love him and get in the bloody taxi before you get arrested guy!'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Goonery

An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance

Hetherington, this is another example of your goonery!

by The Goonid August 3, 2010

gooner

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.

Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.

by Gilgabob February 1, 2019

gurners

E's, pills, ecstacy. Due to the unsightly gurning experienced by ravers under the influence of.

I'm gonna see (insert dealer name here) for a bag of gurners.

by rasko September 12, 2003

Gurner

Common nickname for somebody demonstrating side effects of the drug extacy, often resulting in full facial contortions.

"Look at that gurner over there, he looks like he's trying to comb his hair with his lip!!!".

by Jonny Gurns April 24, 2006