gorkem

An incredibly handsome and charming turkish boy. In front of a gorkem, one will have a desire to wear only their cutest intimates. A gorkem is also one of the smartest, wittiest homo sapiens to roam the planet. BEWARE: gorkems are known to steal hearts at the most unexpected of times.

Gorkem, you luurrrrve god, even Orlando Bloom doesn't make me melt as much as you. ;)

You are so lucky, your boyfriend is gorkem.

by erinnn y. December 14, 2008

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gorkalitus

To have a sore throat or loss of voice from giving too many blow jobs or too much deep throating.

"Candice your voice is really hoarse today." Yea my boyfriend gave me gorkalitus.

by cptcrunk June 26, 2015

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Gorken

Gorken is a really great person. He's super kind and generous and has the most contagious laugh. He's obsessed with his sexy cars and if you ask he'll let u ride ;) he's hilarious and you won't want to miss the opportunity to be his friend

Gorken is super cool
I'm friends with Gorken
Gorken is my slave

by Dave! September 3, 2021

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gorked out

over-medicated to an extreme degree, and therefore appearing as if in a persistent vegetative state (see Gork, the acronym for God Only Really Knows).

That lady at the nursing home was WAY gorked out on her pain and nausea meds. When I get that old, please remember I have a DNG (Do Not Gork order).

by No Gifts Please December 9, 2008

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