Cheesy Gordita Munch

verb - when one female proceeds to eat out another female's anal creampie

I nutted in this broads ass and her homegirl did the cheesy gordita munch.

by Peter "Big Dicked Bastard" Ryan and Micheal "Mr. Beefy" Cioffi January 3, 2009

cheesy gordita

n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.

Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.

by Alex January 29, 2006

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

The Greatest MUTHAFUCKIN THING ever invented

its an orgi of the taste buds.

an explosion of flavors.

Hey Andrew this cheesy gordita crunch is delicious i might jizz in my pants.

by Renob69 January 18, 2010

gordita

Ultimate insult when spoken between skinny, tarted-up latina girls.

latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues

by TreeWeezel November 22, 2010

gordita

one of the tacos in the taco bell menu.

damn this is one good gordita, what you get the beef or chicken one?

by c v.2 | mikky mouz August 1, 2005

gorditos

The loose flabby fat that presents itself between the muscle/ribs and skin in the mid to lower region of the torso found primarily on Hispanic Males but can include White and African Americans (in certain cases even really cool Asians) that have honorarily been granted social access to the word much in the same manner white boys say “chones” (underwear) or “moco” (bugar/snot).

I took off my sweatshirt in front of Gloria and the shirt underneath started to come off too and all my gorditos were showing.

by Mexican Behind a Desk February 14, 2018

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL

Please let me have a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

by Mackslovescheesygorditacrunch September 26, 2010