by harry assfacedickhead November 17, 2017

When you go to McDonald's, order this. It's 300 nuggets served with one sauce cause your chubby ass can only hold one sauce while you drive for Uber.
by Rainbow Carnage. June 30, 2018

by AllThatJazzo December 19, 2018

The most dangerous, big haired, white kid in town. Usually packing heat, and can be found guzzling Fireball by the gallon.
by Big Guns Gordie Scott March 3, 2005

Gordy is an amazing person who lights up every room he walks into. Typically short for “Gordon,” Gordy is highly intellectual and successful, but also has a sense of humor and goofiness that puts a smile on everyone’s face. He is adventurous and extroverted, always surrounded by people and making sure you feel welcome. He is also devilishly handsome with great style and great hair. You may be intimidated by how cool he is, but on the inside Gordy is extremely down to earth and you will be pleasantly surprised with the wonderfully deep conversations you can have with him. You are very lucky if you get the chance to talk to a Gordy!
“Wow, who is that super cool dude DJ-ing, cracking jokes, and surrounded by chicks?”
“Bro, that’s gotta be a Gordy.”
“Bro, that’s gotta be a Gordy.”
by coolamazingperson November 24, 2021

When you Do Something that was unintended.
by zonexical February 23, 2021

lover of stars. always daydreaming and always doing their best. gordie is someone who wants more in life. gordie also tends to doubt themselves despite dreaming with passion. And despite their big heart.
by a cloud March 1, 2021
