Jake

That one guy who’s always chill and finna steal yo hoe.
Also has long hair

Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”

by Hockeybro26 June 02, 2022

Gordie

Me

Also plays way too much hockey

“Hi I’m Gordie”

by Hockeybro26 June 02, 2022